BlazBlue Calamity Trigger
March 8th, 2010
Hands off the panda.
Like all fighting games, Blazblue hates you.
It hates your stupid hands which can’t keep up with your stupid brain which can’t keep up with the cheese-tastic AI or the bloke sitting alongside you or the sod on Youtube who keeps posting combo videos which make your feeble four-hit efforts look like a half-incher in a big willy contest. It has no tutorial, is loaded with nonsense - Guard Libras, Heat Gauges, Revolver Actions, Barrier Bursts, Distortion Drives, Negative Penalties, Astral Heats, and other impenetrable jargon - and would probably rather you just effed right off.
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